Call of fail: modern c0cks

InGameName: PCManiac
Age: my balls have dropped many moons ago
Where are you from: Slovenia, the sunny side of the Alps, where the corrupt politicians rise from the depths of Mordor
Your experience with Planes: In school they thought us all about the birds and the bees
Your experience with Tanks: sniperist, cyka
What are the highest tiers achieved from each nation(list plane and tank tier):

• Murica: Tanks (T2: M10 GMC); Aircraft (T3: B-17E - only played it once, bah)
  
• Merkels: Tanks(T3: Panther D, Ostwind, JagdPz IV/70); Aircraft(T4: BF 109 K-4, FW 190D-9, Do 217 M-1)
  
• Kurwas: Tanks(T3: T-34-57, SU-152); Aircraft(T3: Yak-9T, IL-2M type 3)
  
• Tatchers: Aircraft(T2: Hurricane, SPitfire Mk ia, fckin OP Wellington)
  
• Ricemen: Aircraft(T2: A6M2-N, Ki-43, B5N2, Ki-49)
  
  

What game modes do you prefer/play most of the time: my c0ck and farming in arcade battles. I do go into the occasional Realistic/Simulator, but those are boring solo
How would you judge your own skill: utter shit, I should probably move back to lego
Do you have Teamspeak 3+working headset? yes, I also have THE pair of ledderhosen for better connectivity
Why you wish to join us: So I can annoy the fck out of each and every one of you fckers

Here are some questions we have for you:

1:If you can choose between killing an opponent or saving a teammate what would you do and why?
What is a "teammate"?

2:Do you feel as a player that you play/compete at your highest level and why you think that?
I mostly play for the grind and new toys, but I guess I'm always playing at my "best".

3:What do you expect from a teammate when you are playing together? And what can he expect of you?
Teamplay? Really, there are so many answers here... That vodka isn't going to drink itself, you know...

4:Do you feel you can represent the clan at your best at all times either tournaments or public games?
Drop your pants and do the helicopter. What's so hard about that?

5:What do you expect from the clan?
To be the epic bunch of elderly c0cks they have always been

What is a teammate

The fucker who lets you die so he can get the kill

Santhanas wrote:What is a teammate

The fucker who lets you die so he can get the kill

Ohhhh, so that's what that is
In that case I guess I am great at being a teammate!

sad to say i had good hopes,but you are declined cause of being complete inactive,your welcome to join us on ts